I have a joke on numbers,
but you can't count them.

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I think I'm maths, life me problems hi problems hain...

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He loves mathematics
Until Mathematics started doing him.

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A guru is a lemma which leads the path of theorems and it's corollaries.

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Someday I
shall be the vector space
with no non-zero vectors,
no direction,
no magnitude,
no dimension,
but just a vector
which tells real displacement
of everyone from beginning to the end.
Even though null, understood trivial by you.
Treated always dull, always received task without any clue.
I will trivially go anywhere,
you will need me everywhere
to prove your existence,
to prove your importance.

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In maths,
Even fractions matter.
In life too.

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F : function composition
U: Union of inner souls
C: Central points coincide
K: Kinetic energy at peak

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She : Now a days ,you reply only to few things of our chats, why ?
Me : I am doing sampling.
She : What 😡
She : reply
She : please behave like normal people.
Me: No, normals behave like mean.
She : fuck off 😡😡

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आज मेरा सपना पूरा हुआ,
आज मुझे दो जून की रोटी नसीब हुई।

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She fell in love with Mathematician but he used to love 'X' only.

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