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Idk but you decide which one is cute, cheesy or dirty ;)— % &I think you are a great artist, coz babe you are very good in drawing my attention towards you.— % &Looking for a taxi ?
leave it and ride me.— % &Do you work in Britannia ?
because you always give me a Good day.— % &Are you from Iceland ?
because you're so cool !— % &"I just look plain in this dress"

"babe how can you look 'plain' when you've got such nice 'curves' !"— % &If kissing was an actual exam,
then you would get lot of "marks".— % &More than 700k hotels to stay
but I wanna stay in your arms.— % &Do you like chemistry ?
coz you're Sodayum hot !— % &Are you the sun ? because when you're around, it's heart-warming. — % &Slap me if I'm wrong or kiss me if I'm right, but you are so beautiful.— % &

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