Not only human, but like family members. In fact chairs mostly resemble mothers... always ready to hold us in her lap, whenever we feel tired or feel like lazing around. Chairs, unlike family members are not judgy. They don't ask you why you spent a day lazing. Or why... in spite of your relentless 'yoga' video watch, you added a few more... pounds.
Was it the popcorn?
Chairs don't call you inhuman when you slide them hard, and their legs start screeching. Chairs never ask you if you are qualified to sit on them. Neither do they complain if people ask you so.
They don't answer when someone questions 'the chair'. They don't speak up when the 'chair is held responsible'.
YET, such is their charisma, they make people love, lust, craze, gaze, fight, spite, blame, defame, play game,trap, and a do a lot of other crap...
JUST FOR THEM!
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