The master of activity, I rise at dawn (well, almost),
With a to-do list a mile long, brimming with tasks to be conquered.
I meticulously schedule procrastination for later,
A reward for my relentless... urge to browse cat videos for an hour.
Each chore becomes a thrilling adventure,
Planned meticulously for a future date.
Dishes? They'll learn to self-clean,
Just like that revolutionary oven I'll definitely buy someday.
Yes, I am the epitome of productivity,
A whirlwind of action (except when inertia takes hold).
So sit back and marvel at my busyness,
As I expertly tackle... the art of putting things off..!!
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