"An idiot, a rhinoceros, were the words that crossed my mind when I first met you.
Your nose seemed so big and your laugh so loud, I was startled."
"And yet you were the first one to woo me"
"That's because I can see the future, and I knew that you would turn out to be a stunner and a heartthrob and a superb human being.
I saw in you my luck."
"Where do you hone this glib tongue of yours? "
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