The day when I am supposed to be up by seven,
I see the clock and fuck! Its eight!
I run to the bathroom, have a quick shower,
And there is the stupid towel that I forget.
I throw clothes on my body, not even pressed,
I find one sock and play hide & seek with its mate.
Don't even think I combed my hair,
I wear the shoes, later shitty laces don't cooperate.
I leap towards the car, hold the door handle,
Damn! I realise the key is sitting in the house yet.
I push the gas pedal as if I am gonna get a medal,
I see the wicked red lights and you see me frustrate.
Somehow I reach the workplace, of course late!
"Oh no! Its the bloody ID card now", I scream on the gate.
After things are all set, I pee a whole pot,
Tell me my late partner if to this you can relate.
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