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Joined 8 September 2021


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Joined 8 September 2021

🤪 Relatives memes 🥲🤭👻

Gazab bezzati hai yar ...
....👇🏻👇🏻

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💁🏻‍♀️Girls' group VS boys group 💁🏻

1. When Someone Propose your Frien 💁🏻‍♀️: Chii na bolde kitna bekar Idka hai
Iska to pet bhi nikalra hai
bezzati krwayega...
💁🏻: bhai dekh buri to hai pr atleast Idki
Hai isse achi milne layak teri
shakal bhi ni hai.🤭🙂

2 . During Party Contribution
💁🏻‍♀️: 100rs, 100rs, 100rs, 100rs
💁🏻: 350rs, 30rs, 20rs, Ors.

3 . Packing for School Trips
💁🏻‍♀️: Yrr mene water bottle rkh li, tum khane ke item rkh lena, or Kuch Bhi rhe na jaaye.
💁🏻: bhai bag bhi leke jana hai kya?— % &4.Fights
💁🏻‍♀️ : you are so bad, don't talk to me ever.
💁🏻: saale kaha bhag rha hai chutti ke
Baad bahar Milo tab batayege tuje 🤣

5. Staring Other Genders
💁🏻‍♀️: yrr kitna handsome h ye body or iski jawline to ekdum mst hai.
💁🏻: bhai..dekh Idkii (bas jinda honi chahiye 😝🤣)— % & ✅ Use promo code 🧑🏻‍💻🤣

.Use Promo code "ME🤭😅" and get 90% off On Depression.

Use promo code "INSTAGRAM" to get 50% off on your Marks

Use promocode "Engineering" and get 100% off on 'Girlfriend'.

Use promocode "GENERAL" and get 100% off on 'Govt Job'.— % &Use promo code "RCB" to get 100% off on IPL trophy💔

Use promocode "Jinne mera dil lutiya" and get 'Ohooo' 100% Free.

Use promocode "FRIENDS" and get 100% off on 'Stressful life'.
— % &

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Haan ye aap hi ho 🙂🙎🏻🤭😝☕
Yakeen nahi aa raha na 😂
Padh lo sare sabut hai mere paas
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Yes or No
🎩
😂
🧥
👖
🧦
Post padhne walo ki shaadi uske gf/bf se nahi hongi 🧘🏻🥴😑
Ab aapki marji aap padho ya na padho 😝😝🤣☕
Yaha kuch nahi hai sab caption me hai 🤣☕

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Kuch funny facts 😝😂 aur kuch sach
👇🏻👇🏻

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When girl 🧏🏻‍♀️ uploads a sad story
Then nibba react 😝🥺🥲
👇🏻

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Chapri relationship

1️⃣. 1st step of relationship
Apne partner ko Nick name dena like:
*Babu, sona,janu,naanu,jaanu,
Janeman
Janebahar,panbahar 🤣🤣etc...

2️⃣. 2nd step of relationship
Daily/monthly breakup patchup
Routine Bana rehta hai
Reason for breakup ❤️
.babu ne reply ek minute baad kiya
. Babu ne dusri Ladki se baat Kiya
. Babu ne ekle ekle thana thaya 😝— % &3️⃣. Girls after 2 days of relationship
Chaddi pahan kar bahar jaya karo
Varna taange tod dugi aapki 🤣
🙎🏻Boys after 2 days of relationship
Are meri biwi hokar Sharma rahi ho
Bhejo na dekh kar delete kar duga 🌚

4️⃣. Inka relationships gola*🙂
Sona,babu,baby,janu,kucchi,pucchi
Cutie pie
Pyarau,pudina, dhaniya,aalu, gobhi,
Palak, paneer tikka masala 😝🙎🏻🌚
Do you ever look at these teenagers & think
"Kaash duniya me ek khoon maff hota ?🙂— % &5️⃣. 15 years boys & girls on Instagram
*15 and still single*...
I'm like
Hein sacchiiiii ab to javani guzar gai tumhari

6️⃣. Aaj kal ke relationship se jyda to
Meri nind Lambi hoti hai 🤣

7️⃣. Jis Umar me hamare daant tut te the
Uss Umar me aaj kal ke nibba nibbiyo
Ke dil tut rahe hai 🤣
*Humse toh exam me bhi cheating
Nahi Ho pati... Relationship me kya khaak cheating Karenge . 😂😂— % &

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