Mom - Puttu, go buy tide for me please.
Me - No ma, I am learning ms excel. You go.
Mom - Ayyo, buy and then do da. ThatтАЩs my tinder.
Me - Tinder ah?
Mom - Haan, in advertisement they will show na. One swipe to the right, it will be white. Now go buy and then you can тАШsurfтАЩ excel.
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