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What are accountants favourite song?

Ledger ledger,
Soniye ledger ledger,
Dil ledger ledger,
Oooohhhhh

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*When my girl sees a Zara shop*

She - Zara sa jhoom loon mai
Me - Arey na re na re na
She - Zara sa ghoom loon mai
Me - Arey na re na re na
She - Aa tujhe choom loon me
Me - Arey na re baba na
She - Main chali banke hawa
Me - Rabba mere mainu bacha

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When my girl sees a Zara showroom —

‘Zara Zara’ behekta hai,
Mehekta hai
Aaj toh mera tan badan
Main pyaasi hoon
Mujhe bhar le apni baahon mein.

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Chehre me tere
Chappal ko dhoondo
Paani me beh gayi
Ab na hai mil rahi
Mummy se ab padegi
Chaaammmaat
Ye mausam ki baarish
Ye baarish ka paani
Jisme meri chappal
Hai ongoing beh gayi
Ye dhoondne ki khavish
Hai khavish purani
Ab na mil rahi hai
Chappal vo pyariii

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Normal - Pudina lene gaya tha par mila nahi.


Me - 🎵 Mint na mila re mann ka 🎶

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Kaske joota, kaske belt
Khons ke andar apni shirt
Manzil ko chali sawaari
Kandho pe zimmedari

Me — Dude, you are describing normal human activities.

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Poor boy: sir ji..sing dana le lo
Man in the car : nai chahiye..aage ja
*After some time signal clears and the car goes forward with the boy looking longingly at them*
Boy: dekha na tune mudke bhi peeche,
Kuch der toh main ruka tha
*Thoda aage jake*
Man: yaar..ek packet le hi leta hoo
*Boy is gone*
Man: jab dil ne tujhko rokna chaaha, door tu ja chuka thaaaa
*Upar se god*
God: ab bhukha rehna padega sanam
Rulaega ab ye gaana sanam
Singh lekar kha lena chaiye tha
Ab pachtaane se kya hoga sanammm

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Chura liya hai tumne jo chen ko
Ab nahi samaata sanam
Lekar aau jab tak main chappal
Kahi chale na jaana sanam

Lag raha dar
Tujhe dekhkar
Haaye jhaadoo dekhkar na tum jaana
Chura liya hai tumne jo chen ko
Ab nahi samaata sanam

Bahar aao jab tum
Bathroom ke darwaaze se
Chad jau vaapas vahi pe
Jahan se rakhe the maine kadam
Bahar aao jab tum
Bathroom ke darwaaze se
Chad jau vaapas vahi pe
Jahan se rakhe the maine kadam

Tum gum jaate ho
Fir aa jaate ho
Na marte ho tum
Udte rehte

O re cockroach

Chura liya hai tumne jo chen ko
Ab nahi samaata sanam
Lekar aau jab tak main chappal
Kahi chale na jaana sanam

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