Finally I got myself a pair.

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Chalke hai aise wo aata ki kya bataun unka rang sab pr chadh hi jata...

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After their wedding,
Pear's husband to his wife:

"We make a great PEAR! 👫 "

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बाबू तुम मुझे प्यारे लगते हो
बाबूगोशा जैसे न्यारे लगते हो

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If
love
could
be
explained
in words
then my diary
would be filled
with thoughts of
you my dear beloved
And there would be shortage
Of paper to express what i feel
I could go on and on about my love
Yet there would be no satiation
How is it that i never tire of saying
That i love you..i love you..i love you
Could go on and on forever and ever
But i need to stop before
It gets boring for you

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She : Bhayia , I want a destroyed husband

Sabji wale bhayia : What ? 😬😳😳😳

3rd person : Arey bhayia ,
nashpati maang rhi hai

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I
Am
Writing
This Poem
In the shape
Of a green
Pear

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Aj ki Jang ,
Bas is dilse,
Bitaye hua lamhoki muskilse....
Jarurat nah ho aj sayed or Meri,
Aasman chujaye khusio ki kadam Teri,
Ho toe kuch accha hi ho,
Bas Dil Teri,saaf,nek or saccha hi ho....


Madon,⚒️

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A pear that still shakes the literary world !

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