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22 AUG 2020 AT 19:06

My new t.v ( horror)
when i was watching news channel , the channel of my t.v automatically flipped to star plus. So again i turned it to news channel. After that incident peculiar things started to happen . At night sometimes i hear the sound of t.v turning on but when i check it out . There was nothing . Many a times it automatically flipped to star plus . So i decided to call the seller.
I called him and asked," hey, Your t.v seems faulty . Channel is flipping automatically to star plus channel always. "
He said," my mother used to see a lot of serials on that t.v . She died months ago. After that the t.v had not been used for months. Do not worry i will send a mechanic ". After the conversation i regretted about buying t.v on OLX. I should have bought a new one.

One night my 4 year old son was watching cartoons. I was on an important call. Suddenly he cried i rushed out and saw that the channel was again star plus. My son cried grabbing my legs and said," Dad the old lady again changed my channel, i hate her, pls tell her to leave our house".








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30 JAN 2018 AT 0:18

Nacheez ka dil tod de, aisa koi yaar nahi...
Apka kimti dil kharid sake, aise koi khariddar nahi...

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5 JUL 2021 AT 23:01

🤘 सलाह 🤘

जो लोग आपको परेशान करते हैं... दुखी करते हैं....चैन से जीने नहीं देते....हर बात में टांग अड़ाते हैं...... हर काम में मुश्किलें पैदा करते हैं... उन सभी के लिए एक App डाउनलोड करें।👇👇👇
OLX ..... पर.... दें।

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28 MAR 2017 AT 13:17

He - Why did you sell your Doberman via OLX?😬

She - Because I purchased a Boyfriend via TINDER.😎

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16 JAN 2018 AT 21:00

Bought a book with a title-
"How to manage your Love"
First page- First you need to fall in love🙄

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21 MAR 2018 AT 11:56

Maan toh krta h kuch logo ko olx mae dal du
Par sayad waha se v jawab aa jae
"Sry we can't sell this item"

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6 DEC 2019 AT 19:28

Tysm for like my quotes🙂

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22 NOV 2020 AT 14:19

Playing song :"IS DILL KA KYA KARU,ME KYA KARU,ME KYA KARU...

ME : areee mere bap OLX pe bech de.😂😂😂😂

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7 JUN 2020 AT 11:16

After "Estrangement"
People thinks that
It's "Over"
But for me...
Its hard to breathe..
But that's Alright..

Because.. Purana jayega
Tabhi to naya aayega 😂❤

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