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6 JAN 2019 AT 20:43

He calls her up in
The middle of the night
And shouts
"An urgent matter of national
Importance just occurred now"

She is sleepy, worried
And it scares her,
"What happened" she asks

In a very serious tone
Typical of him, he declares
"There has been a sighting of
One brave solider amidst
My mustache, a white hair"

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рдЕрдзрд┐рдХ рдЬрд╛рдирдХрд╛рд░реА рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдбреАрдкреА рджреЗрдВрдЦреЗрдВЁЯШБ

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26 JUN 2020 AT 15:06

If your
MAN
doesn't have
BEARD,
That makes
you a
LESBIAN.
ЁЯднЁЯШВЁЯШВ

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10 NOV 2019 AT 21:09

I'd like your Mustache
to brush My Body
more than your Fingers!

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15 JUL 2020 AT 17:36

My mustache cry when
I wear mask

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10 NOV 2019 AT 23:15

I'd like to be hiplocked
Rather than liplocked...

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29 OCT 2017 AT 11:37

The word mustache remind of Prophet Muhammad sall Allahu alayhi wa sallam.

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28 OCT 2017 AT 20:23

The word mustache reminds me of you.
When you kiss me on my cheek even
your mustache kiss me(ouch).

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17 JUN 2017 AT 21:01

My hero is my dad has superpowers in his mustache

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28 OCT 2017 AT 22:24

Her shyness washed away,
As his mustache grew on.....

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