Was having dinner when I turned on the TV.
'MUMMY, MOVE TO THE BASEMENT, FAST,'
I screamed.
'WHY?' she asked, surprised by my
sudden loudness.
'They are saying it could start any moment now...A NUCLEAR WAR WITH PAKISTAN'
Mom marched in the living room and switched the TV channel from NEWS to Comedy Nights.
Guess I'll die laughing instead of bombing if I'm to die tonight.
Peace out. ✌️
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