Bat
Last ball of cricket worldcup, last batsman got his first chance to bat
couldn't balance himself at the crease as he was too fat
The bearded long-hair bowler came running like a wild beast
and fancied his chances of a hat-trick-wicket feast
when the batsman shook pissing in his pants like a pussycat
A bat from heavens above flew fiercely towards his feared eyes
and he took his eyes off the bowler and stared at the skies
You may call it luck or hook or crook, but please take another look
He swung his bat so hard and played a shot totally out of the book
The ball goes soaring for a six and the hurt bat - far away it flies
Crowd goes crazy as they cheer the lightning last-ball win
With some blood on his bat, the batsman ponders his sin
The bat cries in pain as it could no longer bat an eyelid
As the batsman wonders if it was all worth the bid
he is lifted and celebrated by his team, kith and kin-
A house is built, brick upon brick,
With concrete to make them stick,
With heavy wooden doors,
All happiness it stores -
Even in the corner of an attic.-
When you find it difficult to rhyme
And if it happens plenty of times
Do not worry, my friend,
Your troubles will soon end,
Not every poem deserves a dime.-
Rarely tend to feel the remorse,
Begging attention never disperse;
For futile active spammers,
Be strongly hitting hammers,
As conspiracy fails they deeply curse.-
What does the rain sing?
Why don't I have any wings?
I have seen ghosts in daylight
I lurk on empty streets in midnight
Singing songs of angels without wings.
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I am happy to see a prompt for limerick.
It generally doesn't need any trick.
You can write whatever you want.
Make it funny, or lame if you can't.
Make them laugh, else make them sick.-
I want to add my words to YQ Baba's quote
But I keep forgetting what dear Baba wrote
Once again I go back to check
Why my collab is a huge wreck
Alas! The time limit has already sailed the boat!
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সীমান্তে বসবাস করত এক বুড়ো,
বাঁচত সে একদম করে তাড়াহুড়ো;
বেড়ালের সাথে নেচে,
বানাতো চা টুপিতে সে,
সীমান্তে সবাইকে জ্বালাত সে বুড়ো।-