Me- I like you.

She- Awwwww.

Me- Awwwww Kabhi haweli par.

*Blocked*

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She: How's U?
Me: U is curved. Mathematically, it's a parabola.

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Crush - How am I looking today?

Me- Elephant

Me- *Elegant

#blocked

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Crush - your Favorite song?

Me- Agar Main Kahoon, Mujhe Tumse Mohabbat Hai
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hai, To Kya Kahogi...🎶

Crush - I have a boyfriend.

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She was being too sweet.
I told her that I am diabetic.

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And that one smile from yours carries me from the darkest world to the brightest one..

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The best time to annoy your bae,
When he's watching IPL


(Read the convo below)

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She: K
Me: Talk to me in words. I don't understand alphabets.

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Two things stop me to propose to my crush -

1- kahi Naa bol di to.

2- kahi galti se haa bol di aur mai khushi se marr gya to.

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