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20 JUL 2020 AT 0:30

ऐसा लग रहा बिना "स्टडी" के हो जायेगा मेरा "पतन"
क्योकि पढ़ने में नहीं लग रहा "मन" I

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2 DEC 2017 AT 20:19

import new_lover
class no_bars
{
void_public_opinion ( String love[])
{
hint wink; hint whistle; float ex;
if(ex==wink)
{
System.out.println("Thappar khaye ho kabhi?");
}
else
if(ex==whistle)
{
System.out.println("Kaan k niche bajau kya?");
}
else
System.out.println("Tujhse better mil gaya. Tu bas Tinder kiya kar");
}
}

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6 JUL 2020 AT 0:26

Vo sabse alag hai😘
Ek VVIP 💓 No. ki tarah...
Laakho me ek ...👸
Lekin Sim Card uska 2G 📞 hai ....
Isliye use farak hi nhi padta📴 ki
koi kitni siddat se uske liye 4G signals📶 bhej raha hai..❣️

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15 FEB 2018 AT 23:11

Sometimes life sucks
happiness out of you in
bytes through an USB cable.

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7 MAR 2018 AT 19:57

I talk in algorithms, long long algorithms.
When you wont have time
to listen them all, just kiss me with a
'print f' and I would understand.

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5 JUL 2019 AT 23:03

Me - Ma, this is only windows 10.

Mom - Open na. Let breeze come in.

Me - This is operating system, ma. If you open, only
icons will come.

Mom - What icons? Youth icons ah?

Me - No ma, computer icon.

Mom - (mind voice) Suffer. How much you have troubled me, sim-simply *evil laugh*

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2 DEC 2017 AT 23:50

ERROR ask with the audience..
Do you Love or Afraid of me ?
Majority says -Afraid of.
Then,
ERROR says..
Don't be afraid of me,only LOVE me.

E -Enjoy your experience &
R -Research work.
R - Rest and Relax,because
O -Only I "Error" can give you the
R - Right direction to improve ...

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5 MAY 2018 AT 23:01

What happens when you watch a video of a moving train, on a computer?

It is said to be in e-motional state.

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17 FEB 2018 AT 16:09

In a world of decimals.
You are the perfect match for my binary.

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22 MAY 2018 AT 22:49

some people are idiots i get it. but what about those who name folders with secret details in their computers as "private", no offence but did you really think that the thief is gonna visit some church first for permission before touching your deep dark secrets.

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