Once upon a time, When Prem's Girlfriend called him...

Girl: Are you free today Prem Kumar Chanda?
Prem: Koi Co-mma(kaam) hai to No!
And Call me Prem! -.-
Girl: Don't worry! No comma for you. :/

After an hour,

*Texts*

Girl: Wanna come over? I am cooking your dog and you are welcome here.. :-*
Prem: *girl blocked* *runs to search for his dog..*

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Dear Noodlehead,
You are funny because you speak your heart out but try to understand your words only after a creature dies in shock after hearing. It's just that your funny is "weird" for a Normal human.

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