Natak utne hi karne chahiy jitne ki jhel pao..😎😎

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ससुरा 3600 followers में कुछ तो ऐसे हैं जिनको मेरा लिखा हुआ एक भी quote पसंद नही आया 😂😂😂... इसलिए followers की संख्या पर बौराओ मत बे, उ तो आसा राम के भी होत हैं...😜😂

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सोरे वालो सो जाओ।

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जब से ससुरा 377 ख़त्म हुआ है, भाई भाई पर भी लोग शक करने लगे हैं बे... 😜😂

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बेटा,
शादी कब कर रही हो, बॉयफ्रेंड है तुम्हारा?
नहीं आंटी, मम्मी के भरोसे हूँ।

😜😂😂😝

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इस लुटेरे को अपनी सन्दूक न दिखाओ
मेरे कन्धे से अपनी बन्दूक न चलाओ

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मुझे लाइक नहीं चाहिए, लाइक करने वाला चाहिए

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Conversations be like

He : Hey ! What you are doing?
She : Hey hello !
She : Thanks for taking time to know my routine..
She : You wanted to know what I was doing?
She : Ok listen..
She : I am busy getting dressed up..
She : I am confused whether to choose Palatinate Blue or Baby Blue..
She : Now don't ask me whats the difference between these two.. because I am in no mood to make you understand..
She : If at all I make a effort to tell you how Palatinate Blue looks like I will have to tell how Persian Blue looks..
She : I don't think even you know Persian Blue..
She : So better lets not discuss this and lets talk about you..
She : So tell me what you are doing?
He : 😤Taking Aspirin

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Few people are like

Haan ye accha likhti(a) hai notification on kardo!
Jab bhi post karo within 30 sec 5 likes and I am like BC padhto le kya likha hai..

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Mister X pr chada bakar ka junoon
Nhi kru bakar to kr Dega wo khoon !! 😛😛😛😂😂

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