It's cheating
मज़ाक की भी हद होती है
😞😞

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The more I think, the lesser it makes sense.
It is an obligation to pay taxes to the country you didn't choose, so you could live a life you didn't ask for.
I'm mad. Very very mad.

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Mujhe nahi khana hai bolke bas taste karunga ke nam par mere order ka adha hissa kha jana,

IS NOT FUNNY.

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A casual Question by irrelevant people.
Asking for a lifetime commitment

Good News कब दे रहे हो!

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Me (bored af): let's say there's this hypothetical world where children are made in labs with plenty of options to choose from. Would you still choose me?

Mom (with a straight face): l already chose you once. I can do it twice.

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I think they're spoiling passionate arts in an uneven order

Do you remember back when Facebook has lots of philosophical, love and whatnot quotes and people who can actually write couldn't shine through?

Then Tiktok came along with acting and everyone became titanic movie heroines with so much sadness?

I think dancing is next. In Instagram reels, everybody is auditioning for a movie that isn't happening yet. I'm excited to see what it is though.

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"हर किसी पे एक बरसता बदल हो जाएगी,

मेरा यक़ीन कर मेरे बाद तू पाग़ल हो जाएगी...."
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

ऐसी lines status पर लिखने वाले लड़कों को एक बात कहनी थी,
😣😣😣

"कमाल चुटीए हो तुम लोग,
और हाँ, इन्हीं सब हरक़तों की वज़ह से वो छोड़कर गई थी तुमको...."
😏😕😏😕

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If my life were a movie, it would be called
"Kamzor Dil waale naa dekhein!"

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Bring so many textbooks in school and
you won't be rewarded. Now bring a
switched-off mobile phone, and you'll
be bombarded with questions like a
burglar and punished like a criminal.

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