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A company owner asks another,
Bill, how your employees,
Are not late, but on time,
here's nother,
Bill smiled and said,
I had replied to many,
And will also to thine,
That to be on time,
They manage daily races,
As there are 30 employees
and 20 parking spaces!

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When I say "Babe I'm hungry !"
Take a sensuous turn and say
"Your feast is ready for you to devour !"
Wtf is "Ruko khaane ke liye kuch
leke aata hoon"

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When someone says:
"kal se zyada sardi hai aj"
*Me:
"kal bhi nahin nahaya tha"

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When they ask me to check their quotes. ...and I visited their profile...

I be like:⤵

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You learn cooking from YouTube to impress him.
His mom teaches me to cook his favourite dishes.

We're not the same sis !

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Bajrang dal wale aagye jldi bhaag

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He : Kitna pyaar krti ho mujse?
She : itna ki tumse poora din baat krskti Hu...

He :

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"No girl can control me"

"No girl can tell me what to do"

But once she says, "Go lock the door first and pull the curtains" you fly like a bird.

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