.
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Yes, we could have
but you didn't know the difference
between its and it's
and it's but natural to unmatch.
Else its sight would eat my eyes.-
With just 3 words,
you synced perfectly
with the grammar nazi in me :
" Your "
" You're "
" Irony".-
One day, all the punctuation marks gathered in a sentence for a meeting. It all started with fullstop asking to stop but comma and semicolon were adamant and continued the sentence. Meanwhile, question mark and exclaimatory mark were happily doling the crown in place of fullstop once in a while. And then came the powerful (they thought so) quotations as a competition to prove their ruling power.
Alphabets found their new friends. Words, their new neighbors. Meanwhile, sentence enjoyed this unity in diversity.-
Who does more preparation?
A grammar Nazi student before an English exam?
Or
The teacher before checking his paper?-
I haven't said anything.
Having said that
I just said something.
You see, there is nothing I said.
If you know what I mean.-
There's something about you
that drives me crazy,
Makes me want to break
all the rules of social frivolity,
Break the bounds set...
And correct your despicable
grammar and spelling,
or throw a dictionary,
at your face.
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How to talk to a Grammar Nazi?
"Hey! I think you're busy. I'll call you later." ✖
"Your nyc. But it hurted that u didn't replied to me." ✔-