*My outbox*
He: Hi.
Me:

He: Hey! Wazzup.
Me:

He: Heyyyyyyyyyy. Talk to me. Why don't you reply?
Me:

He: Stop wasting my time, you bitch. You are all the same. I'm gonna block you.
Me: 👍
He: Hiiiiiii. How are you dear?
Me:

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Just heard Biswa Kalyan Rath joined Tesla Motors
as brand ambassador to provide a popular boost
to their image in India.

He's going to shoot a new stand-up special
to promote Tesla, soon. It's called...


'Biswa Musk Aadmi'

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My name has two syllables, so I ignore you
to hear my name twice.

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If I could wash off every
embarrassing incident
that's happened to me,
I would have to take
bath 168 times a day.

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My life is a cycle of eternal "Aiyyos" and facepalms.

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Mom's reaction when she discovers my drawing skills:

*Facepalm*

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While teaching animal names to
My 3 year old niece,
I fumbled a bit at 'Hyena'

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I went on a date with this cute guy from the coffee shop. He thought Chetan Baghat did a commendable job on Sita: Warrior of Mithila.
Let's forget this happened.

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She keeps waiting for "his" FB friend request from mornings to evenings
Not knowing that he can't send one due to those high privacy settings

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Be ready to face problems

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