#FML

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I text. You don't reply. I feel restless. I decide never to text you again.

Two days later, you text. Normally. As if my previous message never reached you. As if those blue "read" tick marks occurred in my dreams. We have started chatting. I'm happy now. I ask about things I thought I'd ask when we meet next. You are typing. You stop typing. Message hasn't arrived. You are online. Message doesn't arrive.

Two days pass. I text, after a lot of lingering. You see but not reply. I feel restless. I decide never to text you again.

Two days later, you text. Normally. As if...

The perks of being a dustbin. #FML

20 JAN AT 22:58

Last time I got terrified while watching a horror movie, it was the first scene of The Conjuring 2.

The "horror" was the movie was dubbed in Hindi.

When the horror movie you go to watch horrifies you in the first scene. #FML

7 SEP 2016 AT 0:37