He asked, "Can I buy you a drink?"
She replied, "I'd rather just have the cash."
He asked, "Can I have your name?"
She replied, "Why? Haven't you already got one?"
He asked, "Can I spend the evening with you?"
She replied, "I gave up baby sitting years ago."
He asked, "Have you got a problem with that?"
She replied, "No, only with you."
He said, "I never forget a face."
She replied, "Neither I do, but in your case I'll make an exception."
She murmured, "You grow on people, but so does cancer and left."
NOTE: Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
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