"Aha! You're 32 and yet to marry... Watch your hair bro. Wig can't save you on bed. Haha!" Handsome Ayush, 28, married, was enough to spoil the only thing I was enjoying on his sister's marriage reception, the kebab from the buffet. "Kebab main haddi", I thought.
His pretty cousin giggling away beside me, rubbed a pinch of salt on my wounds. None of us noticed when Ayush's wife Rekha had joined us quietly. So we were startled when she retorted, "Ayush, do you think I would choose to be stuck with you if the bed is the only thing that counts?"
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