A man was standing with his six year old son at the bus stop. He seemed like an aristocrat from his apparel. Suddenly a rickshaw puller stopped there and started smoking bidi. The man started shouting, "Hey, you are smoking in a public place. Don't you know that it's crime. Huh, people like you are polluting the environment." The rickshaw puller left the place silently.

After sometime the gentleman pulled a cigarette from his pocket and lighted it. When the smoke reached the child's nose, he asked innocently, "Dad, what is the difference between that smoke and this one?"

- The Oblivious Bawarchi