*Matrimonial visit to prospective Groom House*

Radha: Kafi books hain aapke paas. Yeh '5am Club' wali to suit karti as you wakeup so early everyday.

Sukhi: Koi raat ko jaga k rakhne wala naa ho to insaan jaldi hi soyega!!

Radha: Mere ko koi jaga ke rakhne wala nahi hai but mein toh subaah nahi uthti

Sukhi: Aap cholle bhature k saath lassi pine wali janta se ho, yeh logic aap pe apply nhn hota 😁🤣

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*Long Distance relationship during Corona Times*

Radha: Good Morning Baby!! Hope you have a good day 😊😇

Sukhi: Suprabhat !! Aapka din bhi Shubh, Mangal, Saavdhan aur Kalpanik ho 🤓😈

🧐🤬😈🤣

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Radha: I went to a pet nursury after bumping into my ex and it made me felt so pleasant after meeting those cute puppies 😊😚

Sukhi: Oh!! Didnt knew you are into dogs!!

Radha: Ask me!! 6 ex's probably makes strong case for my love towards DOGS!! 🤨👿

Sukhi: Pet would have been much easier.

Hence the saying, 'sasta loge to mehenga padega'!! 😁🤣

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*Long Distance relationships during Corona Days*

Radha: Lala ji, meine aapka shehr kya choda, aap to mujhe yaad hi nahin karte 😔😪

Sukhi: Tumhara ehsaas geeli mitti ki us Khushboo ki tarah hai jo barish k baad aati hai, always fresh and refreshing 😊🤩

Radha: Ab tumne mujhe seasonal bana dia 🤬👿

😔☺🤬🤣

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*Pidit Pati conference post Corona Lockdown*

Moderator: Lala ji, aap apne vichar prakat kijiye!!

Sukhi: Bhaiyo, with this lockdown I am convinced- aurat narak ka dwar hai!!

Aur feminism us dwar ki woh kundi, jo kabhi bhi kisi bhi hawa k jhoke se khul jaati hai!!

😁😠🤦‍♂️🤣

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*Weeknd Chit Chat during Lockdown*

Montu: Kaisa hai bhai? Woh apni Defence Colony wali bhabhi k kya haal hain?

Sukhi: Yaar, peechle weekend 3 baar Ludo jeeta tha, tab se WhatsApp pe uski DP nahin dikhi!!

😁🤣🤩🤦‍♂️

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*First Weekend During Unlock 1.0*

Radha: Babu, my weekend just got spoiled as my home massage appointment by urban clap got canceled 😔😔

What are you upto today? 😑🤔

Sukhi: Searching Oils on Amazon, kya pata kab kismat ka bulawa aa jaye.!! 😁🤣

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*During Lockdown*

Radha: Baby, mere pados wale bhaiya 38 k ho gaye aur pareshan hain ki unki shaadi nahin ho paa rahi 😔🤦‍♂️

Sukhi: Unhe ladies boutique khulwa k dedo, itni bandian aayengi ki shaadi ki tamanna hi khatam ho jayegi!! 😁🤣

🤦‍♂️😁🤣😡

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*Long Distance relationship during Corona Outbreak*

Radha: Babu, mein poora din self analysis karke thak gayi. Can you suggest something jis se dimag sochna band karde? 😩🤦‍♀️

Sukhi: Umm.. try inhaling fumes of sweaty socks, instant behoshi!! 😈😁

😩🤦‍♀️🤣😡

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*During Unlock 1.0*

Radha: Sukhi Ji, let's go to hills. Mountains, barish, adrak wali chai aur pakode.. maaza aa jayega!!

Sukhi: So Vegetarian of you..kuch non-veg batao to motivation aaye!!

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