Tinder Match: "Oh, so you're a writer. Let's do something fun. Let's talk in metaphors."Me: "Fuck, no." -
Tinder Match: "Oh, so you're a writer. Let's do something fun. Let's talk in metaphors."Me: "Fuck, no."
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When somebody smokes in my neighbourhood while I'm with my parents. -
When somebody smokes in my neighbourhood while I'm with my parents.
Last time I was here, two guys asked my Instagram IDs. I asked them theirs and passed on to each other. Wish them a happy time together. -
Last time I was here, two guys asked my Instagram IDs. I asked them theirs and passed on to each other. Wish them a happy time together.
I never make friends with mental health issues. How would I charge them for my time otherwise? -
I never make friends with mental health issues. How would I charge them for my time otherwise?
The only thing better than friends are friends with stuff. -
The only thing better than friends are friends with stuff.
The lockdown has brought out painterslike YourQuote has brought out writers. -
The lockdown has brought out painterslike YourQuote has brought out writers.
First CarryMinati makes a cringe video about cringe Tiktokers. Then Kunal Kamra does a cringe and unfunny roast of CarryMinati. Now it's Tiktoker's turn to show what real cringe could be. -
First CarryMinati makes a cringe video about cringe Tiktokers. Then Kunal Kamra does a cringe and unfunny roast of CarryMinati. Now it's Tiktoker's turn to show what real cringe could be.
The only difference between a good person and a bad person is that the bad person knows the difference. -
The only difference between a good person and a bad person is that the bad person knows the difference.
One good thing about this lockdown is the wannabe open micers will finally work on their writing. -
One good thing about this lockdown is the wannabe open micers will finally work on their writing.
I feel like an ex factory. You take a person, move them through me and they come out as ex. Try me. -
I feel like an ex factory. You take a person, move them through me and they come out as ex. Try me.