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The only way to be unkind to unkind people is to not listen to them.

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Leftover nail polish.
The cap loosely shut.
Dried before use.
Red statue inside.

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The Weirdly Wondrous Story of Your Crush

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If you have to always ask yourself if you want to be in a relationship or not, the answer is don't.

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Lover Indian hona chahiye.
Western to commode bhi hote hain.

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If I be honest, our affair in my mind is like a pleasant memory. A lovely story that we both lived and shared. It's not like a longing. Memories don't demand a future.

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Your presence in my house is like electricity.
I don't have anything left to do without you.

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being at someone's door and not being invited in and not being asked to get lost, being a famished gatekeeper at a restaurant, being the driver of a Mercedes I would never be able to own in my lifetime.

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Tinder Match: "Oh, so you're a writer. Let's do something fun. Let's talk in metaphors."

Me: "Fuck, no."

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