Shambhavi Sharma

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Shambhavi Sharma (Shambovine)

I write about stuff that both your parents and you will secretly like.

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Those who do not believe in magic will never find it.

- Roald Dahl

Happy birthday Superpen, my favourite Roald Dahl. 🤗

13 SEP 2016 AT 15:03

God helps those who don't ask for God's help and find their own way out.

Because God likes confidence.

11 SEP 2016 AT 13:18

He had invited her home. 
"Stay over," he'd said.

A mix of thrill and panic shadowed her face. Carefully, she shoved two things in her bag. A strawberry packed in a sachet & a knife wrapped in a handkerchief. Both for her safety. You never know what might come handy when one's meeting strangers nowadays.

Because the meaning of consent is something that most parents haven't taught their kids.

11 SEP 2016 AT 0:06

Last time I got terrified while watching a horror movie, it was the first scene of The Conjuring 2.

The "horror" was the movie was dubbed in Hindi.

When the horror movie you go to watch horrifies you in the first scene. #FML

7 SEP 2016 AT 0:37

Last time somebody said sorry to me, I took a week to forgive. He never needed to say sorry again. He never took me for granted thereon.

Well, you are taken for granted when you forgive too quickly. Beware.

6 SEP 2016 AT 14:29

The quickest I have given my number to someone on Tinder was 10 seconds. 

His pick-up line: "I am a chef."

Nothing is more enticing than good food. ❤

5 SEP 2016 AT 20:23

Tinder Diaries:

Me: "Hello there!"
He: "Hi dear!"

Unmatch. #DontDearMe

Don't dear me.

5 SEP 2016 AT 19:33