Shambhavi Sharma

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Shambhavi Sharma (Shambovine)

I write about stuff that both your parents and you will secretly like.

"Sex is the last thing on my mind," he said.

"What's the first thing?" she asked.

His cluelessness gave her the answer. He only had one thing on his mind. It was the first as well as the last.

Late night and stories about and around intimacy sort of go well together. What say?

15 SEP 2016 AT 1:04

Those who do not believe in magic will never find it.

- Roald Dahl

Happy birthday Superpen, my favourite Roald Dahl. 🤗

13 SEP 2016 AT 15:03

He had invited her home. 
"Stay over," he'd said.

A mix of thrill and panic shadowed her face. Carefully, she shoved two things in her bag. A strawberry packed in a sachet & a knife wrapped in a handkerchief. Both for her safety. You never know what might come handy when one's meeting strangers nowadays.

Because the meaning of consent is something that most parents haven't taught their kids.

11 SEP 2016 AT 0:06

What do you do if you're a virat Hindu who climbs Mt. Everest? You frigging build a temple atop.

Every mountain in the North has a frigging temple atop. So that nobody could disprove Gods' existence. Thank God Mt. Everest is out of reach. #YesOffence

7 SEP 2016 AT 15:07