Stranger: Hey.. Hii.. How you doin'?
We were in same school..
We are in same college..
Bla bla bla....
Me: *Ignores*

Stranger: your dog is so cute.
I have a dog too....
Me: Hiiieee... I had a Pomeranian
and a German Shepherd...
I like golden retrievers and Labradors...
I have thousands of dog friends....
What's your dog's name??
Will you let me play with it.......??
Are you alive........??
Talk bitch talk...!!!
*Stop me if you can*

- P. S. Aislinn