Mrs Dimesworth: Mrs Stone has had a divorce. I'm most surprised.
Sir Billy: Why divorce is the birthright of every American! It was Peter's very first. I'm proud of him
Mrs D'Worth: Oh Billy, you're a master at giving your bigoted thoughts an air of universality!
Pollock: I think monogamy is to be blamed. While it is not against mankind, it is certainly against man!
Mr Dimesworth: Oh! I agree to what you say Dear Pollock.
Mrs D'Worth(outraged):
William, let me remind you that you're my husband. You should not subscribe to such radical thoughts in my presence.
Pollock: Yes, William.
You ought to know how to lie. The secret of successful relationship is in lying to one another until one's teeth hurt.
MrsD(furious): You certainly don't understand women Mr.Crawford.
And how many relationships have you been into?
Pollok: I most certainly do. I've been into many. And William, mark my words. Lying is indispensable to happy relationships.
Sir Billy: You forget to mention "the not getting caught" part.
Pollock: Oh, that is a requisite too obvious to be mentioned.
Mrs D: Then pray William, how often have you lied to me?
Mr.D: NEVER darling!
Sir Bill: You're a quick learner Will.

- Limerence