A WhatsApp status read:

Urgent messages only.

P.S - It's never urgent unless there's​ a flood or an earthquake and 'my' house is on the verge of crashing down.

Kindly exercise discretion and wise judgement in contemplating urgency of a given issue.
For example, let's say you are throwing a simple ice cream or a pizza party. Let's use our noodle a little bit - What's it? IT'S URGENT! Cause ice cream melts real fast and becomes a milkshake and loses its identity. And a pizza hardens when not hot and it could give you diarrhoea. You see?

- Nagashree KC