Dear Ramya,

This is my 392nd post on YourQuote. Out of them all, I cherish less than 15 because those are the ones where you replied with a thumbs up and in very rare case, with a tacky throbbing red heart that resembles a butt. For the rest, the messages would read “seen” & I would crumble within. Damn, once again I didn’t make the cut! If I accused you of not reverting to them, your reply would be direct: Ass, you bored me in the very first line. Sprinkle, this word made me puke. Else, just a simple: eww.

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- हर्ष स्नेहांशु