Her smile is like sunshine, which fills my hearts with love❤

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My Five year old cousin said,
My dad doesn't have to wear a seatbelt, because his big belly will protect him.

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She slurp her hot coffee then says "Aahhh..." after every sip

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We went on a trip with some close relatives, One of my uncle made the whole family
to do mediation with him on beach.
When he asked each of us to
describe our happy place,

My brother just said,
"This trip, but without you here."

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An Ola driver was trying to find my sister in a crowd. She called my sister and asked,
"Is that you in the black leggings? "

She wasn't wearing leggings,
It was just her legs.

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My brother once caught me smoking cigarettes behind our home. He confiscated cigarettes , and then a week later my dad caught him smoking them behind our home.

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I forgot that I ordered pizza so I ordered Chinese food, then I also forgot that I ordered Chinese food so I made grilled sandwich.

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I once asked my dad to take a picture on my phone for instagram. After I would been posing for a while, dad yelled, " hey son
45 people's are watching "

He accidentally started a livestream on Instagram.

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My girlfriend had a dream that she was getting mugged and I wasn't helping her. She woke up and broke up with me for not defending her in her dreams.

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Once I dropped my phone in water. My mom said to "just put it in microwave for few seconds."

Well, I had to buy a new phone, she had to buy a new microwave.

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